Blame Canada

Canadian beer drinkers threaten planet. The latest eco-pariah. Who knew? (Why didn't Al warn us?) (Aw, Canada's just too inconvenient.)

Blame Canada. Strike up the banned, uh band. Video:

University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets.

Danger lurks everywhere.

Hey, Canada, no worries, eh? We love you.