(Mary) Reagan for President!

(Watch out Barack!:) Finally, on a day Republicans can use a breather, it's the anniversary of President Ronald Reagan's birthday. Just checked my email and found this, from a friend:

Top 10 reasons why this Reagan (Mary Reagan ) should be the next President of the United States . . .

#10 She is a vocal advocate for change (several times a day.)

#9 She cannot balance herself, but she believes in balancing the budget.

#8 President Reagan worked tirelessly for arms control. This Reagan works tirelessly to control her arms.

#7 Known as the Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan could use his words to hold an audience captive or to call a people to action. But, Mary Reagan can captivate an audience or call a people into action without a single word.

#6 A fierce tax-cutter, she was born just in time to deliver a 2007 tax deduction to her parents.

#5 Mary is always concerned about the safety of her fellow Americans. When she heard “London Bridge is Falling Down”, she immediately called together her domestic advisors to discuss similar risks with America’s infrastructure.

#4 She has almost as much experience as Barack Obama and he's a top contender.

#3 She wants to break the grip that lobbyists and special interest groups have on Washington. As such, she has made what she calls her "no candy from strangers" pledge.

#2 Boxers or briefs? Neither, thank you.

#1 Mary Reagan is a natural born leader. Two months ago, she was literally a no-name. Today she rules the House.