The Cougar Conspiracy?

OK, I know I said I wasn't going to blog this week, but I can't resist. (Anyway, Sox win again!!!) The other candidate for president:

As a son of America's rural heartland, the environment is important to me. Like Teddy Roosevelt, America's first "conservation president," I am committed to returning thousands of square miles of ugly American urban development back to its pristine natural state. Much of this will be a direct result of the "Malibu Surge," but other environmental initiatives will help. For example, I will direct the Interior Department to establish wild man-eating cougar preserves in Berkeley CA, Boulder CO, Madison WI, and Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Was it the IowaHawk rightwing conspiracy?