Burris Instant Star

UPDATE: Who can resist this video of the most interesting man in the world!!! *** Sen. Roland Burris is in Washington. He may not have dragged his headstone with him but his head is just as big:

"I have had one of the most interesting lives of anyone who has ever lived,"

and this:

"For some reason, any time a senator comes from Illinois they end up being a national, instant star. I mean, Carol Moseley Braun was an instant star. Barack was," he said. "You all, you media almost turned me into one, though I had no intentions of being one."

For some reason. Carol Mostly Fraud. The Barackstar is in a class by himself. As for Sen. Burris, his final epitaph is yet to be written. (He claims his tomb is the product of his "estate-planning" capabilities.) Let's just say if he doesn't write it himself it won't be noteworthy.