Gitmo Meets Geneva Code

Gitmo meets Geneva code. And the usefulness of skunks.

Washington Times. The Guantanamo Bay detention center for high-risk terrorist suspects meets the humane treatment standards laid out by the Geneva Convention for conventional, uniformed combatants.

Reaction at HotAir, NRO. Most Americans oppose closing Gitmo.So much for the left's hysterical assertions on "torture".

One of the community groups I belong to met the other day. We were talking about dog meets skunk, which seems to have happened to quite a few pets lately. Someone mentioned he'd been walking with his dog who'd poked his nose into a bush and gotten skunked, then ran straight to him. Before he realized what had happened he'd gotten skunk juice on his hands.

Then he casually remarked--he'd been waterboarded, but this was worse.

Stunned silence from the predominant bunch of liberals in the group, so I cracked--now we know what to do with the terrorists--we're not left with playing acid rock like we did to drive Noriega out of the Papal Nuncio's house.