Monday, March 16, 2009

Crook County wants my Fingerprints?

Friday I went off for my usual teleprompter coffee with friends, then some errands. Little did I know Crook County was on a mission to capture my fingerprints should I decide to sell my house. (Which seems more and more attractive every day, despite current market conditions.)

Giving the public thugs, uh servants in Crook, uh Cook County our fingerprints--is this a good idea? What do you do if somebody steals your identity/fingerprints?

This needs to be scrapped.

P.S. Oh, I guess they just want a thumbprint, that way if someone makes off with it I'll still have the other four. How reassuring.

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