Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Maybe this is it...

...the Obama plan. We'll have to ask the Chinese how they did it, but perhaps it is classified, "Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates":
BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) -- Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.
The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.

The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
But what if the pirates fired on the dolphins? I'd rather rely on our SEALS--how about funding them properly?

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