No Rust Belt

Some of you may think this is wonderful for the rest of the U.S. (I'm not one of them, I may move there), but it may not be just Texas that can secede from the union. I like this part:

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States

And especially this:

4. Oil — we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXISIANSAS will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas — again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…

And nothing rusts down there.