Barack Outshines the SUN

My friend, Chicagoan Pat Hickey:

Rio Names President Obama 2016 Decathalon Winner

Nobel Prize tosser Thorbjørn Jagland* declared "You, sir, are the World's Greatest Athlete"

And he did it all in Mom Jeans. Yes. It was the Mom Jeans.

Via Politico, much snark, plus this video: What will SNL do this Saturday?

More:

dancurry Obama ought to use $1.4 million Nobel award to pay Bill Ayers for ghost-writing "Dreams." #tcot

ChiTribCloutSt Daley says no to casino on Olympic Village site http://bit.ly/109JRG

southsidehitman This is why I love my mom: "Why don't we give Obama the Cy Young Award for throwing out the first pitch this season, too?"

JTlol DNC condemns Obama jokes. Congratulations to Marc Lamont Hill (http://j.mp/4mRYx6) & Ana Marie Cox (http://j.mp/N2v15) for joining the GOP!

donaldturnbull NBC’s Williams Derides Blogosphere as ‘Comic Element of Our Society’ http://bit.ly/tW4Kd #tcot #sgp

yidwithlid If You Disagree With POTUS' Nobel Prize, THE TERRORISTS WIN Say Democratic Party Leaders http://tinyurl.com/yh4cz

And this:

The president beat out an Afghan woman's rights activist for the prize, points out Meredith Jessup of TownHall -- which she contends gives credence to Bush policies.

"I would just like to point out this bit of irony," she writes, "if it hadn't been for 'the evil one,' President George W. Bush, and the U.S. military's efforts in ridding Afghanistan of the Taliban's tyrannic rule, I'd imagine there would be no 'Afghan woman's rights activist' around today to even be considered for this award."

More: Is Barack Obama Jesus Christ? Andrew Klavan, Big Hollywood. Video.