A rising tide lifts all boats

Has the White House gotten so many fishy emails they've gone around the bend? This stinks like fish and houseguests after 3 days. Barack may have won the Nobel Peace Prize based on 11 days as our president, but he's in bad odor now. The One has really jumped the shark with this one. 60 million American fishermen and women are holding their noses and hoping he'll take a long leap off a short dock.

Is it a plot by the PETA sea kitten crowd in the administration?

Is there nothing sacred to these bureaucratic bunglers? Is there no respect for American anglers?

The Old Man and the Sea no more?

A heartbroken Kermit no longer cheerfully calling, "here fishy, fishy"?

Millions of moms no longer having the confidence to command their children to go jump in the lake--expecting them to disappear to fish for hours on a steamy summer day? (Or disappear themselves...)

The lure of the open sea, an Odysseus in search of his Circe, Ariel in search of her Eric--all gone?

And where will Rahmbo get his dead fish to drop on our doorsteps?

A rising tide lifts all boats. The battle is joined.

"Give a Man a Fish, Feed Him For a Day. Teach a Man to Fish, Feed Him For a Lifetime"

Enough!

The worm has turned.

P.S. I presume new parodies will surface soon...I'm gonna miss him...

P.P.S. And do we wanna cry every time we look at our Big Mouth Billy Bass?

HT reader Joyce. "It’s like something out of the Onion."

Seriously, how many ways can you call the Obamanauts crazy in babel fish?