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Chicago Tribune: As Senate campaign heats up, Giannoulias family races to avoid collapse of its bank

Donate now Democrats!!! You can bail out Alexi's bank and his failing campaign. A two-fer! Help keep our President Barack Obama's old Senate seat!

But where's Alexi?

And then there's all that other smelly baggage...

At least his former customer's (convicted felon Tony Rezko) house is off the market:

In better days, the 30-room, 8,596-square-foot residence was the site of a fund-raiser for President Barack Obama, before he became a United States senator, and for Mr. Blagojevich, before he was impeached.

Maybe a basketball fund-raiser...