Not the little Dutch boy you ignorant lefties

Obama: Hey, You Know What? Maybe I'd Like Some Dutch Help After All Ace

P.S. In case you lefties still don't know about this.

...In other brilliant news: EPA Classifies Milk as Oil, Forcing Costly Rules on Farmers

The Hesperia farmer and others would be required to develop and implement spill prevention plans for milk storage tanks. The rules are set to take effect in November, though that date might be pushed back.

"That could get expensive quickly," Konkel said. "We have a serious problem in the Gulf. Milk is a wholesome product that does not equate to spilling oil."

But last week environmentalists disagreed at a Senate committee hearing on a resolution from Sen. Wayne Kuipers, R-Holland, calling for the EPA to rescind its ruling.