USA Soccer Pre-Game Thread

at Big Government (complete with fervent fans World Cup photo)

I'm surprised the regime in Washington isn't promoting this.

Didn't barry play soccer?

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Barry will show up only after the US team wins at which point he will apologize to the other teams for the US victory.

He will then go on to appoint a new 'Soccer Tsar' to make sure that nothing like this happens again.

Enjoy.