Jesse Jr. Claims Hindi Defense. Tells Prosecutors Bring It On

Sun Times.

And he and Rahm seek the "moral high ground" in the mayor's race.

...In other news:

Chicago Police are looking for a man who posed as a CTA bus driver, stole a bus, and drove around for a few hours Sept. 9, picking up passengers along the way.

Someone who actually works for nothing in Chicago, rather than doing nothing and getting paid. Amazing.

And in the suburbs: Retirement perks cost towns millions

Who's speaking another language?

P.S. Getting through: Highland Park Park District finance director quits amid pension problems