His passport fell into the sea

Another Mata Hari, Russian style. There was Anna Chapman, deported from the U.S. along with a bunch of others. Then we learn of this snippet, deep in D.C.

Now Katia Zatuliveter emerges in the U.K. One in a stream of leggy blondes attached to an M.P. and his office.

He denied claims by Mr Eörsi that he had failed to declare all of his visits to Russia, but said he did not know exactly how many trips he had made because his passport fell into the sea.

Hey, but why worry about any of this--the Obama administration just lets WikiLeaks spill our guts.