Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Bible Insufficiently Anthropomorphic Says PETA

Noah: inclusive saviour of God's creatures, or just another speciesist shipbuilder?
Do we need to know the gender of the lion Samson slew?
The New Humanist.

Well, I'm a Catholic but I prefer the King James version. More poetry, please, less pedantry.

These PETA people create less sympathy for animals, not more, with their ridiculous complaints.

...In honor of my fifth grade teacher, Sister Ermina, One More River to Cross.
The animals came three by three, there's one more river to cross,
The tall giraffe and the tint flea, there's one more river to cross.

1 comment:

mherzog said...

Check out this funny video PETA made: