Monday, August 20, 2012

Republicans Too Sexy

I thought we were the boring party, that is when we weren't called "extreme" for not wanting to spend more than we take in and fixing Dems broke programs: Obama's Pathetic Economic Excuses - James Pethokoukis, New York Post.

But no, now Republicans are too sexy: The country is falling apart, so let’s focus on whether a Republican congressman one year ago jumped in Lake Kinneret, also known as the Sea of Galilee, without his swim trunks on and poor O has to try to compete. That's why he gives interviews to fluff publications while evading the White House press corps. Stephanie Cutter, O campaign stooge says that's where Americans get their news.

Even Nancy Pelosi has to get in the act, going on Fallon and making jokes about Paul Ryan's abs.

Oh, and we need sex fantasy dreams, unlike Dems who swooned over the Barackster, the Goracle's enhanced whatever or Bill Clinton's Oval Office, Lincoln bedroom escapades, sequel to his astroturf truck I guess.


In other news, GOP VP candidate Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) appeared at a Florida rally with another woman--his mom.

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