Our Man at ANWR

As I recall, Jonah Goldberg's first major eco-mission was to ANWR, where he informed us of the god-forsaken spot the size of a golf-course, inhabited by fly-bitten caribou. Our intrepid sleuth has now discovered stealth volcanoes. Yes, you heard, uh read right. We are listening Jonah:

"This is the first time we have seen a volcano beneath the ice sheet punch a hole through the ice sheet" in Antarctica, Vaughan said.

Poor liberals, you might have to learn a little history. Not to mention science. More on The Manchurian Vulcanite.

Note to Democrats: Aggressive volcanoes. Sign a non-aggression pact. That'll do it. Or maybe just talk. Yeah.

Let a thousand, uh hundred volcanoes erupt. (Does this mean the spa massage is off?)

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