Silly Sadly, No!

So Sadly, No! thinks I protest too much. All I did was make an innocuous comment about No Pastel Michelle's footwear and they went ballistic:

I do kinda like Michelle’s combat boots though.

You knew this was going to happen, didn’t you? A few crocodile tears and some poutrage from Ann over the idea that wingnuts would ever suggest that Michelle was a terrorist and then, next thing you know, out plops from her mouth what she swore up and down she’d never say. After that, Ann giggles, burps, and blames that little outburst on that second tot of gin she had right after her husband left for work.

Actually, guys, I have the gin before my husband leaves for work.

Some ginned-up outrage from Sadly, No!

This kind of gross stereotypic thinking seems to be a pattern on the left.

But, of course, saying that something is a “pattern on the left” isn’t a stereotype. That is because each conservative has a unique individual voice that springs from the depths of his or her finely-tuned conscience, whereas all liberals are merely automatons parroting the ideas implanted in their brains by the evil liberal press, which, in turn, simply says what George Soros wants it to say.

Or maybe the press, and you guys, say what Barack Obama wants you to say. Protesting too much by far. You're all such victims. And who's smearing whom?