New!!! Coakley Jokes!!!

Totally Clueless Coakley! Latest:

If Martha Coakley met the Beatles, she'd thrill to meet her girlhood idol Pete Best.

If Martha Coakley headed NBC .... wait, maybe she does head NBC.

If Martha Coakley were a suffragette, she'd never rest till women won the right to vote on American Idol.

If Martha Coakley were in Manhattan on 9/11, the image of Robert E. Lee destroying those towers would be seared into her memory.

If Martha Coakley wrote the Pope, it would be to congratulate him on Reformation Day.

If Martha Coakley walked into an Irish bar, she'd buy a round to the Red Hand of Ulster.

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NorsU

RT @GovKaineBrow: #CoakleyFacts There are no terrorists in Afghanistan. #CantMakeItUp #MaSen Coakley is now a verb #masen

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ChiNewsBench

Like Michelle! RT @HRHTif: When Scott Brown wins on Tuesday it'll be the first time in my adult life that I will be proud of my state

ChiNewsBench

FUNNY RT @4_2_5: #masen URGENT message from brown to Martha Must Hear. http://tinyurl.com/ye4js4g

More. Just a gal sitting in our living room in our virtual pajamas

Oliphant's looking for some local color, perhaps, in this story of a lifetime. We gave him all we've got, and who knows how it will play out in his column Sunday morning? Portrayed by astroturfing leftists as phony baloney, we New England tea partiers are the real thing, grassroots seekers of wisdom and truth horrified at how the international progressivists inside the corridors of power are trying to turn the lights out on this Shining City Upon a Hill. As we told Jim — may we call you Jim? — when he mentioned the hope-and-change optimism of so many of our clueless fellow Americans a year ago, the hope and change are here, but not quite in the way Barack Obama imagined.

Go sisu go! Scott Brown for America!

More. New!!! Obama jokes!!!

SissyWillis

RT @Michael_Haz: Comfort'g to know that Obama is traveling to MA to see the quake damage first hand rather than relying on satellite images.