German Octopus, Soccer Seer

It knows how to pick 'em, even at its own risk:

The eight-legged oracle picked Germany's rival Spain to beat Germany in the quarterfinal, which he was right about, and has now chosen Spain to win the whole World Cup tournament. Germans have reacted by posting death threats and calamari recipes on Twitter and the internet, People reported.

A (now triumphant) Spain has offered asylum.

...and the Sox are in first place in the division:)