Fresh from her celebrated Most Venerated Jumping Jack world record (video below), hanging next to The One's Nobel Peace Prize in her mind, (and ours), can anyone doubt our Dear Leader Lady O aspires to be more?
Rivaling Imelda Marcos in her attire, Evita Peron in her demagoguery, and Elena Ceauşescu in media adulation, First Lady Michelle Obama prepares for her triumphal return from Asia. I mean, who needs elections P.S. Let them eat butter
P.P.S. Shut up, Michelle. The science is against you.