That Erotic Islamist Carrot

Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance How bout they should just cover their eyes too. No peeking.

And carrots. Do the itty bitty ones count as safe?:

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. [snip]

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

This sounds dangerous.

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