Drop dead, Chicago. Just kidding. Really.
Exciting changes in the school cafeteria!!!
“We can’t just leave it up to the parents,” Mrs. Obama said. Hey @MichelleObama how about we tell you what your kids can eat. In their private school. Or we could just relay it to your personal chef. But here ya go, your excitement for the day, if all those anarcho-commie red shirts downtown weren't enough: These "healthy foods are good for your body". Just no learning going on, hmm Chicago. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Eat your carrots. But you'll still get the stick. Courtesy of your local CTU. And Preezie O.