Burris Healthcare Vote Bleepin Golden

Apparently our Sen. Roland Tombstone Burris is a holdout for the public option--womb to the tombstone healthcare.

Carol Felsenthal speculates in Huffpo what blandishments Barack could offer him to change his vote. She suggests an ambassadorship as a possibility. Well, I suppose...the Clintons sent Chicago Machine Sen. Carol Mostly Fraud off to New Zealand as ambassador--but Barack may need to save a slot to ship Bill off in case he misbehaves. I like this idea of the Nobel Peace Prize, though. Definite possibilities. After all, Roland was an SIU exchange student to University of Hamburg, Germany 1959-60. (Tastefully engraved on his tombstone)

HT Tom Mannis, Chicago News Bench, who suggests we all offer our own suggestions in the comments.

Perhaps Blago has some bleepin golden suggestions.