Harry Reid's poetry aside, what's so scary.
I can't say I've met one, though my grandpa grew up on a ranch and I've been to a rodeo.
Is it that they might could tame a bucking bronco or two? That could come in handy.
Hu or Mahmoud come to mind. Maybe even Bad Vlad, who likes to sit on a horse, trying to obscure his taste for the high life.
But no, we have a president who just is. He doesn't even do this stuff any more.
How about a laid-back action man. Or woman:)
And remember they said this guy was scary too.