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Harry Potter and the Sodomized Stomach-Sleeper [Mark Steyn]

Even by the standards of ask-imam.com, this is a very odd two-part question:

1. Is it true that if you sleep on your stomach the devil will sodomize you.
2. Is Harry Potter permissable and if it isn't will everyonw who reads them go to hell.

Mufti Ebrahim Desai has all the answers.

That'l learn ya.