Did Obama's election cause the earthquake and tsunami?

"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal." More

Seriously. We can poke the guy on this because he went golfing Saturday, is filling out his bracket, and whining about his influence.

We know for Michelle it's such a sacrifice.

Is she going along on the spring break trip to Rio? Or will she commandeer Air Force Two for her own vacance.

...Music break. Maybe a hat, Michelle, your latest fashion coup. Let's move