Robbers with knives, syringes hit Lincoln Park

Well, this is a new one. But let's put our faith in gun control, Chicago.

Because it's nothing to do with criminal behavior.

No word on whether they were wearing a hoodie.

Or whether wearing one here would have saved these boys from being shot:

"asked the boys if they were affiliated with a gang and when the boys told them no": Two teens shot in Marquette Park http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?sect …

These Lincoln Park robbers were probably just druggies with sunglasses, I guess. Small comfort.

...but this is the heart of hippie/yuppie/whatever dom

So maybe it's some home-grown occupiers.

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