Barack the Bride at Every Wedding & How Barry Wooed Me-chelle

You may or may not have heard about this latest tasteless Obama fundraising stunt, I see somehow the Obama Foodarama has covered it (has Hillary been busy) but otherwise not much play outside the twittersphere so here ya go:

But now, to top that, is Barack every girl's dream date or what:

We know Obama is desperate for cash, his campaign burn rate is horrific (stiffs police though pays for pizza), as is his popularity with the American people. Crash.

No news yet on the location of the August vacay.

You cozy two might wanna stay away from sweet home Chicago. I have already suggested scenic Madison. Perhaps a row on Lake Mendota. Or you can use your Native American navigation skills piloting a houseboat on the Boundary Waters. Invite Elizabeth Warren along for further authenticity.

A second honeymoon.

Hey, boys and girls, I've got a great idea--it could be a fundraiser! Might be the only way Oprah gets in to see the Preezy of the United Steezy these days, hmm, mmm, mmm. And since they come on every vacay, throw in Eric Whitaker and Valerie as a sweetener.

P.S. But did he speak sweet Austrian to her, that's what I wanna know.

23 Jun Anne Leary ‏@backyardconserv

 Ha.Especially sinceO didn't know how to speak Austrian.Writer in yr dreams:Did Maraniss Commit Fraud to Protect Obama?: http://bit.ly/MFOL7H

P.P.S. Or perhaps a lovely time in nowhere to be found arugula country, somewhere in Iowa...
   ---thanks for the Recommended Read, Pundit & Pundette